Spring has sprung, a few months ago, and it is time to get back to the creation of Wandering Spirit Trails. Barbara Smith gave me a literal truck bed full of plants to be used around the front tank. So I go prepared to do a little landscaping. I take my hat, sunglasses and most importantly, mud boots. That should make me invincible, right? Wrong.

After planting a few cannas in the muck, I get closer to the edge of the tank, and encounter a sludge fit to be called quick clay. Liquefaction is the scientific principle at work here. That and a vacuum. It took about 5 minutes to get to the top of my mud boots, another 5 minutes of struggling to get to the top of my knee. Once the left leg was firmly entrenched, I started working on sinking the right foot. Placing a shovel head under the foot distributes the weight enough that I won't sink, but then I couldn't remove the shovel. Previously I had used the shovel to dig my foot out, but at this depth, it was impossible. As soon as I removed a shovel full, the remaining muck flowed back in with a vengeance.
After 15 minutes of vain attempts to free myself, I realized I was going to die there, stuck in the mud. Fortunately I had my phone, called Lee and got his voice mail. Seven times. So then I went through my contacts list, looking for the closest friend who would understand. I then realized all my friends know me pretty well, and no one would have any trouble believing I was stuck in the mud, unable to free myself.
The nearest neighbor, Kathy Sayer was beautifully home, So I explained that Lee was downstairs and his phone was upstairs. I asked her to knock on the door and tell him to bring a rope.
It's a good thing that Kathy got there when she did, because Lee was pulling out of the driveway to go out of town.
In no time at all Lee was running down the hill with a rope in his hands. It was not until he snapped a few pictures did he throw me a rope.
After the dramatic rescue by my knight in shining but muddy armor, Lee suggested I call it a day. I agreed, not caring if it made me look a little less tough, and explained that I would watch TV for the rest of the day. After all, that's why I watch so much television - its the only way I can stay safe. Referring to the infinite number of times Lee has come to my rescue,"It's the only way I can stay safe too" he replied.
Tomorrow I'll try it again.